H1B Desi’s Dick-Head Allegedly Peeps Out on Plane

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Alas, these are hard times for Telugus (as residents of the South Indian state of Andhra Pradesh are known) in the U.S.

First it was Vikram Buddhi, who got into big trouble with the law.

Now another Telugu bidda Murali Krishna Nookella has landed in deep shit.

Murali Krishna Nookella, a 35-year-old H1B desi and SAP consultant, has been arrested for allegedly exposing his dick to a lady co-passenger on a Philadelphia-Denver flight on Monday.

Murali Krishna Nookella has been released on a $5,000 bond and prohibited from traveling by commercial airlines.

Murali Krishna Nookella’s request to be exempted from the travel restrictions was opposed by the government today.

If convicted on this misdemeanor offense, Murali Krishna Nookella faces a maximum of 90-days in jail and a $5,000 fine.

Murali Krishna Nookella is presumed innocent until he is convicted in a court of law.

Update: Desi Dickhead Murali Krishna Nookella Pleads Guilty to Exposing Dick on Plane

Important Murali Krishna Nookella Documents:
1. Desi Dickhead Murali Krishna Nookella Pleads Guilty to Exposing Dick on Plane
2. FBI Special Agent’s Joel Nishida’s Criminal Complaint to the Court
3. Government’s Opposition to Modify Conditions of Murali Krishna’s Release
4. U.S. District Court (Denver, CO) Complaint Against Murali Krishna Nookella

  

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13 Responses to "H1B Desi’s Dick-Head Allegedly Peeps Out on Plane"

  1. boopalanj   March 5, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    😀

    Murali krishna must have had great admiration towards Nithyananda’s teachings 😉

    By the way, here is a video with few more uncut scenes 😉 it was released by a magazine Nakkeeran..

    http://www.cinespot.net/News/Swamy Nithyananda with Ranjitha Actress Sexy Video.html

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Your video link is not working. 🙁

    Murali Krishna is innocent until proven guilty.

    • boopalanj   March 6, 2010 at 12:21 pm

      Do not Click on the link. Link is broken since it contains spaces between. Copy the full text – till “video.html” and paste it in the address bar.

      Ranjitha’s does her (b**w) job well 😉

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      We like love Renjitha.

      You write: Ranjitha’s does her (b**w) job well

      Renjitha vayae vecha
      Adhu wronga ponadhale
      Renjitha kayae vecha
      Adhu wronga ponadhale
      Renjitha kayae vecha
      Vandi bejar pannadhilae
      Renjitha kayae vecha
      Vasalgal thorandhachi
      Renjitha en kittae
      Urvashi-ya marun-da
      Indha Renjita kayae vecha
      Adhu wronga ponadhale
      Renjitha vayae vecha
      Adhu wronga ponadhale

      * Spoof of Kamal Haasan’s song in Apoorva Sahodargal Raja kaiya vecha

  2. The Mahatma   March 5, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    it was probably accidental exposure.. (not sure if that’ll reduce the sentence).. but, what a moron 🙂 is he married.. i am guessing that you would have gleaned more info. because he is from your area. 🙂 working in Satyam may have done that to him.

    looks like you fixed the link.. something fishy about this.. I think Ranjitha is actively involved in the sting.. or else she would have got nekkid too.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write above: it was probably accidental exposure..

    We’ll have to wait for the court decision.

    2. Fixed what link?

    • boopalanj   March 6, 2010 at 12:34 pm

      By the way, which of the documents above suggests that he is from Satyam? Is there any other article, that you got the information from?

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      We didn’t say that. The Mahatma said that in his comment (based likely on the Linkedin Profile).

      BTW, the LinkedIn profile now does not have the word Nookella. But you can still find it in Google cache results (might disappear soon).

  3. racer44   March 6, 2010 at 12:45 am

    You managed to get hold of this breaking-news(???) about a guy allegedly flashing his dick but nothing on something much bigger which happened at JFK airport and, I suspect, has received much wider coverage?
    http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/03/05/air.traffic.child/?hpt=T2

    Hope you report this one too with the same zeal.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Height of stupidity, getting children into the control tower….but widely reported.

    But the dick incident (not as widely reported) should serve as a cautionary note to other hyper-priapic desis here and Indians back home.

    • The Mahatma   March 6, 2010 at 11:29 am

      yeah, this is a good cautionary note.. a roommate of my friend .. who was also a Telugu H1B 😉 – groped a white woman at a IT conference, she threatened to call the police but left it at that.. he was bragging about it to my friend, it seems.. unbelievably outrageous.. he deserved a bigger punishment than Mr. Nookie here.. I am assuming that Mr. Nookie was just being a moron and not purposely exhibiting himself.

      watched Naan Kadavul yesterday.. slightly exceeded my expectations.. after the absurd beginning where the father identified the son underneath all that hair and the son went left corpse-heaven to Malaikoil just to say F.O. to his mom., I felt that Bala managed to tie the loose ends. The beggar documentary was quite powerful.
      And it was amusing to note that racer44’s hostility has blossomed into paypal love.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      1. You write: a roommate of my friend .. who was also a Telugu H1B 😉 – groped a white woman at a IT conference, she threatened to call the police but left it at that..

      What do Telugus eat/drink

      2. You write: I am assuming that Mr. Nookie was just being a moron and not purposely exhibiting himself.

      That’s a distinction without a difference.

      Of course, he’s assumed innocent until proven guilty.

      3. Naan Kadavul seems like from another Yuga.

      • The Mahatma   March 6, 2010 at 11:33 am

        The link I mentioned in my previous post was the one that Boops posted.. it worked for me when I did cut and paste.

        SearchIndia.com Responds:

        Worked. Thanks. 😉

  4. satya   March 7, 2010 at 10:10 am

    I know 3 separate incidents which happened long back when i was working in India. Unfortunately all these incidents involved telugu IT guys :).

    1) We had some production issue and everyone in the team stayed and there was one girl in the team. It was around 11pm and one telugu guy offered to drop that girl to home. on the way home he took her to some dark alley and forcibly tried to kiss her. She somehow managed to run from there and get back home. next day she informed to office and that guy was fired. that’s it!!.

    2) There was a beautiful girl in the office. whenever this girl used to goto water filter to fill her water-bottle , some ‘entra’ ‘rara’ ‘poora’ guys used to stand near water filter and try to catch a glimpse of her ‘cleavage!!. they tried to touch her on some pretext or the other. The distraught girl wrote a mail to management and resigned. even in this case they were just fired.

    3) the third one is more hilarious. A telugu guy was sent on H1 to US . this guy tried to sexually harass a user at the client location !!. He was kicked out immediately.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: I know 3 separate incidents which happened long back when i was working in India. Unfortunately all these incidents involved telugu IT guys

    So you think there’s something wrong with the hard-wear of these ‘entra’ ‘rara’ ‘poora’ software guys. 😉

    • The Mahatma   March 7, 2010 at 6:15 pm

      a false sense of entitlement?

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Yes, itchy cojones.

      Look at the three boys who got encountered last year after killing Kousetti Swapnika.

      Happened again in in Andharu Pornadesham.

      But we must keep in mind that our Murali Krishna Nookella is innocent until the courts decide otherwise.

  5. HiSayCheese   March 7, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    Is the guys/gals ratio in AP more than else where?
    or do they just watch too much Pr0n[ may be too little 🙂 ]?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Sex ratio (i.e No of females to 1,000 males) in Andharu Pornodesh state oops Andhra Pradesh is not bad at 978 compared to the national figure of 933 (Source: Ministry of Health, Govt of India).

    Any truth to rumors (started by us just now) that the Avakkai pickle the Telugus eat in copious quantities contains Spanish Fly as the main ingredient.

    • HiSayCheese   March 8, 2010 at 1:02 am

      http://greenjackfruit.blogspot.com/2006/04/avakkai-king-of-all-pickles.html

      no Flies in there Spanish or otherwise 😀 [ No guarantees of you not finding a fly or other insect or alien in your next jar of avakkai imported from AP though]

      BTW not all Telugus eat Avakkai in “copious quantities” . I dont.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      We meant the Spanish Fly, the cousin of the beetle that made Oswald rich in Roald Dahl’s priapic adventure My Uncle Oswald.

      Wonder if any of the SI readers has tried the Spanish Fly.

      Would love to know the effects. 😉

  6. gandhiji   September 12, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    What is up with these Mile High ClubCity bound passengers.

    http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2012/09/10/reno-man-busted-for-lewd-acts-on-plane/

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Long distance flights ought to have cubicles where people can pay $20 for 5-minutes of jerk-time.

    I bet the cubicles would find a lot of takers, shakers and wankers. Hell, airlines might even come back in the black!

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