Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Folks, we haven’t stopped laughing. Blow the Conches, Fire the Guns, Hire the Hookers Oh yeah, hire the hookers. Big fleshy thighs. A triangular belly-button. And a welcoming 36C bosom! Promise them a fat tip. Tell them it’s a festival today. Sori-Padam Surya’s Asingam oops Singam has done worse […]
(Bollywood film Singham is a remake of the Tamil Singam) Oh, no. Singam is not a bad movie. Most definitely not. Au contraire, it’s a hideously awful movie. Asingam (trashy), to use an apposite Tamil term. Sick. Crude. Trashy. Ugly. All of the above appellations fit this depressingly disgusting film to a T. If Singam […]
Via iPhone Thank God for the intermission. Folks, this is a much needed intermission from the Singam nonsense. Not one redeeming element so far in the movie. Prakash Raj as the villain is the usual screaming Kollywood bad guy. Surya as the police inspector doesn’t shine. Not in the least. Anushka is literally the ‘irritating […]
Via iPhone We’ve braved the heavy Memorial Day traffic in the U.S. to watch Sori Padam Surya’s Singam. There are only 12 people for the opening show of Singam at a theater on the East Coast. Poor opening. Not a good omen. Surya’s recent movies Adhavan, Ayan, Vaaranam Aayiram, Vel et al have all been […]