To hail Chennai Express as a movie would be an egregious insult to the entertainment form that daily gives joy to millions around the world. Folks, Chennai Express is a tawdry spectacle that only a crass Indian filmmaker would put out, only an aging Pakistan-loving Indian superstar would feature in and only a classless Indian […]
If you see Bollywood actor/producer Ajay Devgn walking all cross-legged minus his rocks, please extend your sympathies to the bechara (poor fella). Shahrukh Khan’s Jab Tak Hai Jaan crushed Ajay’s Son of Sardaar at the U.S. box office. Both films were Diwali releases. The below numbers tell the tragic story of Ajay Devgn’s comedy Son […]
Need I even say the obvious? Well, if you schmucks insist I won’t disappoint you. You know how much I love you poppets. * Indians are the most uncivilized, savage beasts around.* I don’t mean just Indians in Mera Bharat Mahaan but in Amazing Amreeka too. Look, these Shaitans in Amreeka have now given a […]
Of the countless dances and item numbers that SI has seen in a million Hindi films, none has been as pleasing as the below dance-song-dance from Jab Tak Hain Jaan. On a big screen, it’s awe’f*cking’some! Enjoy, Schmucks. The below video contains the full pre-Ishq dance PLUS Ishq Shava dance/song: Now, let me get back […]
Jab Tak Hai Jaan is the rare Bollywood movie that leaves even discerning, querulous moviegoers like yours truly with a smile. Note to Serial Whiners like SI – Be warned now, there’s not much to complain about with this film. A Classy Entertainer A grand finale to the late Yash Chopra’s decades-long Bollywood career, Jab […]
Folks, Don 2’s four-day Christmas weekend box office report is out. Don 2 has grossed less than My Name is Khan at the box office. The U.S. Box Office, that is. Don 2 released in 158 theaters and grossed an estimated $2.02 million during the four-day Christmas weekend. Average gross of Don 2 is $12,804. […]