Why is Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella pulling his pubic hair out? Kiddo, I suggest you look to your left. Does it look like the bald coot has any hair left on his head? 😉 Now the reason Nadella is pulling his pubic hair out – and if he isn’t, he should start anon – is […]
Indians in the U.S. are in the news for all the wrong reasons. If desis are not groping their fellow airline passengers, butchering family members, kidnapping babies, killing grandmas, masturbating on planes, committing medicare fraud or engaging in financial chicanery, then they’re destroying the livelihoods of thousands of workers. Today’s desi newsmaker in America is […]
If Microsoft’s India-born CEO Satya Nadella is not in tears, he’d better be. Five months after Nadella became CEO of Microsoft, the mediocre leader of one of the world’s largest software firms is finding it impossible to move the needle on Windows Phone. Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, you know that Windows Phone […]
Each time a new report on smartphones or tablets comes out, it must be another humiliating, embarrassing moment for the microserfs toiling away at Microsoft on the Sisyphean task of growing marketshare for their unwanted, little-loved, mostly ignored mobile devices. A new smartphone report out today from Kantar Worldpanel offers little comfort to Microsoft. Android […]
Telugu bidda Satya Nadella, Microsoft’s new CEO, is clearly a desperate man as he struggles to reverse the company’s pathetic performance in two hot sectors – smartphones and tablets. Unless you’re a blithering idiot hiding under some rock in hooker paradise Chilakaluripet, you know Microsoft’s smartphone and tablet forays have failed to excite consumers and […]
Telugu bidda Satya Nadella faces many challenges as the new head of the foundering technology giant Microsoft. Among Nadella’s most formidable challenges (albeit one inherited from Steve Ballmer) – What should be done about those disastrous Surface tablets. It’s clear to sane minds that in a million years Microsoft cannot make a success of its […]