Generations of Indians to come will rub their eyes in disbelief, shake their heads in a daze, look on in a rage and cringe in shame that as late as 2011, when tiny nations like South Korea, Denmark and Israel were producing dazzling movies, Bollywood filmmakers were still churning out mind-numbing, odious garbage like Bodyguard […]
Bollywood murderer Salman Khan’s new movie Bodyguard is trash, say a bevy of critics. But that’s hardly surprising because the real-life criminal has a recidivist tendency to feature in movies that are unvarnished garbage like Wanted, Dabanng and God Tussi Great Ho. Here are a few Bodyguard review excerpts from a bunch of Indian critics: […]
Say what you will, but U.S. desis have better taste and, of course, class compared to their compatriots in India when it comes to Bollywood films. Media reports suggest that Salman Khan’s latest crap-show Ready is going gangbusters in India. However, Ready has not found the same level of acceptance from U.S. based desis. In […]
Mein Kutta Hoon, Yeh Kutiya Hain (I am a dog and she is my bitch). – Salman Khan’s character Prem referring to his girlfriend Pooja (played by Asin) in the movie Ready Who says Salman Khan is a superstar? No way. The U.S. box office numbers for Salman’s latest crapshow Ready are out and they […]
Mein Kutta Hoon, Yeh Kutiya Hain (I am a dog and she is my bitch). – Salman Khan’s character Prem referring to his girlfriend Pooja (played by Asin) in the movie Ready In the dismal annals of bad Indian movies, Ready (Salman Khan, Asin Thottumkal) occupies pride of place. The Bollywood movie, which released in […]
Ready Review – Pageant of Trash The first reviews of Salman Khan’s new film Ready are out. And they are not positive. Here’s a sample of critical reviews for Ready: Times of India The first half involves running around the trees (read beating around the bush) while the actual story starts only in the second […]