You schmucks can say what you will but most Indian restaurants in New Jersey have no reason to stay in business except that some greedy desi swines want to rip you off with garbage. That’s a mighty shame considering the orgasmic euphoria that follows eating genuine, fine Indian food. Alas, rare is that pleasure! Chand […]
The sad question that came to our mind after a lousy meal at Mirchi Indian restaurant in North Brunswick, NJ: Devuda, Devuda, what grave sin have the citizens of New Jersey committed that they should be subjected to such trashy dumps? These days, it seems every desi bozo in New Jersey with a few coins […]
Never underestimate the genetic propensity of Indians to inflict hideous torture on their fellow citizens. The other day we made the godawful mistake of going to Karaikudi Chettinad on Oak Tree Road in Edison (NJ) and, man, it’s a miracle we’re still alive to tell y’all this sordid tale of woe, misery and suffering. Folks, in […]
As sure as night follows day, if the food at an Indian restaurant in the U.S. is not bad then you can be certain that the service will be Myir-Pudungi (rotten). Yes, go ahead and bet your balls bails on that. You’re on a strong wicket here. No need for any match fixing. 😉 We […]
All ye schmucks can say what you will but when it comes to dishing out the worst possible food, you just can’t beat these New Jersey shitholes like Sankalp South Plainfield masquerading as Indian restaurants. Completely clueless in the kitchen, utterly hopeless in the service department and totally remorseless in their overall attitude, most Indian […]
SI: What about our Masala Chai? Desi Waitress: Very Sorry Sir, I told the cook Masala Chai but he made Masala French Fry! SI: What! (Sotto Voce: Goddamn Jesus ‘Mother F*cking’ Christ. Is your kitchen staffed with baboons who can’t even understand another desi?) White Waitress (in a pleading voice): Sir, would you like to […]