When you christen your new restaurant Indiya, the least you ought to do is ensure the food doesn’t disgrace the wonderful, rich cuisine from Mera Bharat Mahaan a.k.a Incredible India. Should you fail, then you’d be sullying and bastardizing the name of a great nation just so you can rejoice in the jingle of a […]
We bet you haven’t seen anything like this, not even in Incredible India. Bizarre, indeed. Curry Holes on Oak Tree Road On a short, four-mile stretch of Oak Tree Road that runs through the New Jersey towns of Iselin and Edison in Middlesex County, there are now 56 Indian restaurants. Yes, schmucks. We said 56. […]
If JFK’s inaugural address were to happen today, the lecherous bastard would probably say, Ask not what you can eat at Bengali Sweet House, ask why you won’t. Bengali Sweet House is the hidden gem in that Indian cesspool known as Newark Ave in Jersey City, NJ. Given that Indians are weird specimens, be they […]
Oh Baby, Oh Baby! Besides sending us into an orgasmic swoon, Dakshin Express on Oak Tree Road in Edison (NJ) evoked nostalgic memories of that incredible shithole. Which shithole, you ask? India, of course. 😉 The vaguely human-looking waiters at Dakshin Express look like they’ve just escaped their cages from the nearest zoo and the […]
When clueless bozos stray into the kitchen and headless chicken run helter skelter around the dining room, the ugly epiphany is a hopelessly trashy Indian restaurant called Arusuvai Chettinad in North Brunswick, NJ. The fitting punishment for such Indian restaurants dumpsters in New Jersey – Adi Seruppale (i.e. remove your old, dirty slippers and fling […]
Cross Culture is an unusual name for an Indian restaurant. Typically, Indian restaurants in the U.S. have banal names like Delhi Palace, Indian Taj, Taj India, Gandhi, Nirvana, Taj Palace, Akbar, Mirchi or Maharaja. Imagine our surprise when we heard of Cross Culture Ethnic Indian Cuisine at Haddonfield, New Jersey. Turning on our GPS, we […]