If Bollywood actor and NYC restaurateur Shiva Natarajan had just one whit of shame, he’d take a long dagger and plunge it deep into his stomach, ritually disemboweling himself in a harakiri a la the Samurai of yore when their honor was questioned. Alas, since shame is in short supply lately and the Samurai have […]
Aaahh, Oooohh, Aaah More, Faster, Yes, Yes Faster, More, Yes, Aah Oh My God, Oh My God I’m Saravanaaing, Ooh Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Nirvanaaahhh @ Saravanaa Bhavan 😉 Folks, of how many Indian restaurants in New York City can you boldly, honestly declare that the food repeatedly produces a body shaking, rippling, lengthy orgasm that jerks you […]
Cinnamon is now closed If like us you are a habitué at Indian restaurants in Manhattan, it’s hard to ignore the Curry Hill stretch on Lexington Avenue in NYC. You can’t walk two steps in the neighborhood without tripping over an Indian restaurant – some good, some ugly and some horribly ugly. So off we […]
Like all cheapo desis, we’ve always craved an Aishwarya Rai for the price of a Shriya Saran. Class for the price of crass has unfailingly been our mantra and guiding light. Oh, come on, you jerks. Don’t tell us you unwashed, cheapo desis are any different. And boy, an Aishwarya Rai is what we landed […]