We bet you haven’t seen anything like this, not even in Incredible India. Bizarre, indeed. Curry Holes on Oak Tree Road On a short, four-mile stretch of Oak Tree Road that runs through the New Jersey towns of Iselin and Edison in Middlesex County, there are now 56 Indian restaurants. Yes, schmucks. We said 56. […]
Oh Baby, Oh Baby! Besides sending us into an orgasmic swoon, Dakshin Express on Oak Tree Road in Edison (NJ) evoked nostalgic memories of that incredible shithole. Which shithole, you ask? India, of course. 😉 The vaguely human-looking waiters at Dakshin Express look like they’ve just escaped their cages from the nearest zoo and the […]
Ignore the rude service of the monkeys at the Desi Galaxy counter (1700 Sugar Tree Plaza, Oak Tree Road) in Edison, NJ. Instead, focus your energies on the chaat, Indian street food. Quick Bite on Oak Tree Road The other day we were in a rush and wanted to grab a quick bite in Edison, […]
Most Indian restaurants in New Jersey are bad. But some like Volga in the Parkway Plaza on Oak Tree Road in Iselin (NJ) are hopelessly, disgustingly, obscenely bad. So horribly bad that to even think of the dump gives us the heebie-jeebies. Volga Iselin (NJ) – Serves Pathetic Indian Food As we walked into Volga […]
Just like some humans monsters (think Hitler, think Stalin, think Narendra Modi and think all Republicans) should never have been born, some New Jersey Indian restaurants dumpsters like Sankalp Edison should never have seen the light of the day. Folks, if you think Sankalp in South Plainfield is bad then Sankalp Green South Indian vegetarian […]
Once in a blue moon Dame Luck deigns to bestow her beatific smile on us. And when she does, bountiful blessings rain upon us. Like during our recent visit to Spice Melange on Main Street in Metuchen, NJ. Folks, Spice Melange is truly an embarras de richesse, an exception to the crappy Indian restaurants fouling […]