Folks, here comes the 37th instalment of your favorite Incredible India. Suvars. Pigs. We will never forgive the Telangana baboons. Never ever. Guys, here we were, all sexcited to watch our first Ileana D’Cruz movie (Saleem) today and that nut-case Telangana politician Kalvakuntla Chandrashekar Rao and our Italian grandma Sonia Gandhi had to throw a […]
Hear, hear. Here’s our take on the dramatis personae of Kandukondein Kandukondein. * Aishwarya Rai is mostly graceless. * Ajith is generally passionless. * Abbas is absolutely expressionless. * Tabu, our inamorata, is divinely peerless. 😉 * Mamooty is typically matchless. Despite the reckless and habitual vandalism of the Ash-Ajith-Abbas troika on the movie sets, […]
Folks, the 35th instalment of Incredible India will focus on the plight of the common man in India at the hands of the powers that be. Here’s one particularly sad account. * Security forces around Sonia Gandhi’s pet poodle Manmohan Singh may have caused the death of a critically ill kidney patient in Chandigarh earlier […]
Wake up, all ye somonolent creatures. Time now for your Incredible India fix. * Folks, this is a story that can come only out of Incredible India. Gay men in India have now started observing Karva Chauth, you know that asinine fasting ritual practiced by retarded Hindu women for the longevity of their husbands. Here’s […]
Enna Avamanam (what a disgrace). There were just seven people (eight initially, but one guy vanished) for the opening 8:30PM ET show of Unnaipol Oruvan in the U.S. on Thursday at Anil Ambani’s crappy theatre Movie City, Edison. Of the seven, three didn’t think much of this movie. Yes, all three had seen A Wednesday, […]
* Dharm – A few short hours ago, we watched this 2007 Hindi film. And now we’re faced with this incredible dilemma – who do you credit for producing such a brilliant work of art. Do you hail director Bhavna Talwar for delivering an Oscar-worthy classic in her first feature film. Do you pay obeisance […]