Mere Brother Ki Dulhan Box Office – Even Trash Sells

If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a million times. Indians love trash. Oh yeah, they just love to watch trash. Particularly, the trashy Bollywood films. Trashier the better for Indians living in America. Here’s how the new Bollywood film Mere Brother Ki Dulhan fared at the U.S. box office for the opening September […]

Bodyguard Box Office – Tasteless Desis Lap Up Trash

U.S. desis have just proved their immense love for gobbling up stinking trash. Bollywood criminal Salman Khan’s latest crap-show Bodyguard, which released in the U.S. last Wednesday, has grossed $1.36 million from August 31-September 5. That’s not an impressive figure compared to My Name is Khan (Shahrukh Khan) or 3 Idiots (Aamir Khan) but for […]

In a Better World – Captivating Danglish Film

We wouldn’t be surprised in the least if our readers, schmucks as many of them undoubtedly are, do not recognize the movie title In a Better World. Since improving your entertainment quotient is our self-inflicted punishment, know it now that In a Better World is a Danish-English-Swedish (or Danglish in our neologism of the day) […]

All Ye Cheapo Desis Can Now Buy a $99 TouchPad

Now is the time for all desi cheapskates that scoffed at the iPad (because you didn’t want to fork out $499 for a fine device) to pick up the good-for-nothing HP TouchPad for $99. Here’s the list of U.S. stores peddling the TouchPad for $99. You can’t do much with the TouchPad but, hey, it’s […]

Double Hour Review – Good Acting but Incoherent Plot

Sadly, some movies get far more credit than they deserve. And we’re not talking only Bollywood trash, most of which should not even be released in theaters. Take for instance, the Italian film La doppia ora (The Double Hour) that marked the directorial debut of Giuseppe Capotondi. We watched the film in the theater yesterday […]

Midnight in Paris Review – Gorgeous, Hilarious Movie

The Past Is Never Dead. It’s Not Even Past. – Midnight in Paris (2011) In a million years, the Indian mongrels can’t make a movie a millionth as pleasing as Midnight in Paris. And neither will the millions of EverReady-for-Ready rabid curs patronize this classy a movie. As the more discerning of SI readers will […]

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