Love means never having to run out of storage. Isn’t that what Jenny tells Oliver in Love Story? 😉 Ha ha ha, just kidding. You won’t believe it but I swear what I’m gonna tell you next is the truth and, as they say in the Bollywood movies, the whole truth and nothing but the […]
Never let it be said that Hindi movies can’t plumb new lows. The biggest, latest calamity to befall the already lowly Bollywood is the Southern invasion in the form of remakes and arrival of directors like Prabhudeva. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. Tamils and Telugus cannot make watchable movies, […]
The Ajay Devgn-Anil Kapoor piece of trash Tezz is a disaster at the U.S. box office. As you can see in the below table, the Tezz junk is one of the worst Bollywood performers at the U.S. box office in recent years. For the April 27-29, 2012 opening weekend Tezz grossed a pitifully low $148,133 […]
After vexedly enduring our Bollywood and Kollywood jackasses acting like chimps in movie after movie for decade after decade, we decided to hit the theater today and see the real deal – the new Disney movie Chimpanzee. A DocuDrama Chimpanzee is one of those movies that’s hard to peg into a category. It’s not a […]
Our first thought after watching the Hindi film 9 Eleven was that it’s a pity everyone and his brother is making movies these days. Bozos with a few coins jingling in their pockets get an irresistible, uncontrollable itch that won’t abate until they see their name in the Produced by [Insert Bozo’s Name Here] credits. […]
Like the warning found on all cigarette packets, it’s time to insert a statutory declaration at the beginning of all Bollywood movies: This Indian movie may have been stolen in full or part from Hollywood and/or other foreign sources with impunity and reckless disregard for the intellectual property of others. Indian media reports suggest that […]