Yet another Bollywood movie has turned into a disaster at the U.S. box office. Hey, who’s surprised. Featuring that worthless actress Deepika Padukone and Farhan Akhtar, Karthik Calling Karthik, which released in 70 theatres here, managed to gross only a piffling $179,643. Here’s how Karthik Calling Karthik fared compared to a few prominent Bollywood movies […]
Goat-fucking idiots! Offspring of lunatic donkeys! Shameless eunuchs from somewhere. Source – the drunks yelling in the beggar-van in Rohinton Mistry’s tour de force A Fine Balance P.323 Thank God, fictional drunks can’t watch Vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa. For if they did, the tipplers wouldn’t hesitate one nanosecond before unleashing the same vitriolic barrage at (mis)director Gautam […]
For the schmucks who have no other job in life but to check the box office numbers of the latest Bollywood films, here’s your crack-pipe:
(For SI blog reader Gandhiji and his many aliases) Pygmy Khan’s last two movies were either garbage (3 Idiots) or garbage+stolen (Ghajini). But the box office gods seldom give a flying f*ck to such mundane elements as garbage or theft. They work on a different plane. Schmucks, just look at the U.S. box office numbers […]
Say what you will about the garbage a.k.a. 3 Idiots but Aamir Khan has made chutney out of the airport buffoon Shahrukh Khan, CC2C bozo Akshay Kumar, the faux Akbar Hrithik Roshan and that flop-Khan Salman. Akshay, SRK, Hrithik and Salman must be shivering cowering in their pajamas, gasping for breath as the size-6 boots […]
Hey, no one ever accused our desis of overpopulating the Mensa cadre. So, is it a big surprise that the desi schmucks in the U.S., many of whom wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between class and crass if their lives depended on it, decided that Christmas is the season to feast, alas, not […]