Quote of the Day – Tony Judt

But “the market”—like “dialectical materialism”—is just an abstraction: at once ultra-rational (its argument trumps all) and the acme of unreason (it is not open to question). It has its true believers—mediocre thinkers by contrast with the founding fathers, but influential withal; its fellow travelers—who may privately doubt the claims of the dogma but see no […]

The Bourne Legacy Review – Mediocre Shit

Back in the old days, when we were in the spring of our lives we greatly enjoyed Robert Ludlum’s books. We read most if not all his spy thrillers. If memory serves us right, the Chancellor Manuscript was our first Ludlum thriller, a novel we picked up sometime in the 1970s from a neighborhood circulating […]

Dick-Exposing Telugu Dickhead Nookella Ordered to get his Head Examined; Avoids Jail Time

Following a guilty plea for exposing his dick to a lady co-passenger on a Southwest Airlines’ flight from Philadelphia-Denver, Telugu bidda and SAP consultant Murali Krishna Nookella has been ordered by the U.S. District Court in Denver, Colorado to complete a program of mental health treatment and not travel on Southwest Airlines. Here’s an excerpt […]

Incredible India’s Hot New Export – Superbug

Of course, where there are Indians there’s bound to be something weird lurking in the background. Isn’t that why we call the country Incredible India. 😉 Sui Generis Exports When it comes to exports, you can’t beat Indians. You see, India has always been very aggressive and at the front of the line. No matter, […]

We’re Far Too Young but You Schmucks can Try

A short while ago, we received an e-mail that we’ve reproduced verbatim below: Hello, My name is Matt Porter, and I am a filmmaker and recent New York University graduate. I am searching for an Indian couple, ideally a husband and wife, over the age of 50 who would both be interested in acting in […]

Desi Dickhead Murali Krishna Nookella Pleads Guilty to Exposing Dick on Plane

Remember the Telugu bidda Murali Krishna Nookella? No? Nookella was the 35-year-old H1B desi dickhead and SAP consultant arrested on March 1 this year for allegedly exposing his dick to a lady co-passenger on a Southwest Airlines’ flight from Philadelphia-Denver. Murali Nookella’s female co-passenger “C.S.A” had basically alleged that he was masturbating on the plane […]

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