Doomed! Surface Tablets Have No Hope

The people have voted with their wallets and the result is an ignominious disaster for Microsoft’s Surface tablet. A new survey of tablet shipments in the first quarter of 2013 has come out and the numbers are nothing less than a catastrophe for Microsoft. Mon dieu, Surface tablet shipments did not amount to even a […]

Chechens – Cursed or Curseworthy?

To be a Chechen is crime enough, sir, I assure you. We Chechen are born extremely guilty. Ever since czarist times, our noses have been culpably flat and our hair and skin criminally dark. This is an enduring offense to public order, sir….I am a Chechen black-arse. Why do I have to have a reason […]

Night of the Hunter – Decent Serial Killer Film

A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit. Neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Wherefore by their fruit, you shall know them. – Night of the Hunter Just as there are not many bank robbers running around the U.S., there aren’t many serial killers stalking the dark streets either. And the rare […]

Pain & Gain – Just Pain for the Viewer

By Madmax673 In real life, there are some people who apologize for their sins with real regret. There are others who use apology merely as an excuse. This Hollywood bozo Michael Bay makes even Bollywood sinners look like saints by dishing out utterly boring, disgusting drivel. Seriously, this fellow should be hailed as one of […]

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