Billu Barber Review – Triumph of Mediocrity

Billu Barber Crashes 86% Billu Barber – Shaved at the Box Office Friends, Indians, desis around the world, lend us your ears: There’s absolutely no reason to see this piece of crap a.k.a. Billu Barber unless money is burning a hole in your pocket, time hangs too heavily on your hands or you come in your […]

Broadband Still a Hazy Dream in India

It’s obvious to all but the dolts that India is missing the broadband revolution. For a country of about 1.2 billion people to have a mere 5.45 million broadband subscribers is beyond pathetic. We think the twin culprits are the government and the Broadband Internet Service Providers for not making it cheaper (and thereby making […]

Porn Star vs Porn Senator – Only in America

Folks, we are starting a new category today – Amazing America -with a story on a Porn Star contemplating a political run against a Porn Senator. Oh boy, aren’t we Lucky? We just switched on CNN and by golly we were looking, truth be said actually ogling, at one of the most gorgeous looking women […]

Expensive, Desperate Starbucks Tries ‘Discounts’

Starbucks is EXPENSIVE. God knows how mucho dollars we’ve squandered in their stores on the coffee, the brownies, the scones et al. Ever since our Gujjus made the Dunkin Coffee undrinkable, we’ve shifted our loyalties to Starbucks. But since the U.S. economy got flushed out into the toilet, Starbucks has taken a severe beating. Plus competition […]

Naan Kadavul Review – Kadavule Kapathu

UK Tamils Show Middle Finger to Bala’s Naan Kadavul Some 25 minutes into Naan Kadavul, we cried out in helpless agony – Kadavule Kapathu (God, please help us). But the almighty Kadavul did not deign to respond to our cry for mercy because it was beyond even his powers to salvage this movie. Disappointing, Very […]

Obama Screws the Greedy Vikram Pandits of Wall St

Wonderful. Wonderful. Our President Barack Obama today said that top executives at companies receiving financial assistance from the tax-payers cannot be paid more than $500,000 per annum. A long overdue reform, if you ask us. Obama Screws Greedy Execs Folks, it’s the greedy and incompetent executives of Wall Street that have brought the country to […]