Amateurish, thieving bastards churning out tons of crappy movies that no one except the South Asians and the Indian diaspora watch. That’s what comes to mind when we see a reference to Bollywood. But there are plenty of folks for whom Bollywood represents the ne plus ultra of entertainment. For these millions, Hrithik Roshan and […]
Yippee, another attack at Dantewada. Great, just another 999,998 to go. Detest It, Hate It, Loath It * God, we hate the three-letter word Mao. * God, we hate the brute Mao who killed millions with his senseless policies that led to great famines and the upheavals of the Cultural Revolution. * God, we hate […]
We may or may not have a soft corner for Shahid Kapoor. But we certainly don’t have a soft corner for garbage like Badmaash Company. No Redeeming Elements Badmaash Company is the latest piece of shit to emerge from the Augean stables of Yash Raj Films. Folks, we tried hard, really hard to come up […]
(Via iPhone) If you see a reduction in number of blog posts on SI or a delay in processing your comments, blame it on the dirty swines at Sapthagiri restaurant in Jersey City in New Jersey. Dirty plates, dirty coffee glasses. Sick f*cks. If we fall sick, you know who is responsible. Folks, if you […]
When Tamil film actor Vijay shuffles off his mortal coils, the coffin lowered, the last heap of soil flung on the decorated box and the tombstone erected, the epitaph will most likely read Punnaku Pandi – Failed Comedian. With a zany knack for picking films whose only qualification is that they must be bizarrely nonsensical […]
Indian movie critics have savaged the new Bollywood movie Paathshala (Shahid Kapoor, Nana Patekar). Here’s what a sample of Bollywood critics had to say on Paathshaala: Reuters: “Paathshaala” is an incoherent mess of a film which takes a serious issue and manages to run it to the ground. Why someone like Shahid Kapur would want […]