Aisha = Garbage, Say Critics

When two grossly underqualified little twits put out a movie, can it be anything but gross. Right, na? Folks, critics have given Aisha the thumbs down. Here are excerpts from a sample of critical reviews of Aisha: * DNA: Debut director Rajshree Ojha has made a mess and she has only herself and her writer […]

Incredible India 48 – Sick F*cks & their (Dis)Honor Killings

Sick f*cks. 🙁 Where? Of course, in Incredible India. After the end of the Nazi era, where else would all the Sick f*cks of the world congregate, schmuck. Haven’t we said that ad nauseum, ad infinitum? We can’t open the Indian newspapers these days without reading of another sick, blood-chilling account of a ‘honor killing.’ […]

Hey NYT Schmucks – Vikram is not Abhishek

When we pay $6 for a newspaper (hint: the Sunday New York Times), we fancy that we’re entitled to some minimum quality. Imagine first our delight when we opened the Sunday New York Times (July 4, 2010, P.10 of the Arts & Leisure section) to find an article on two recent Bollywood films Raajneeti and […]

I Hate Luv Storys is Boring Shit, Say Critics

I Hate Luv Storys Box Office – Mediocre Showing (Kreacher: Posted via Windows Live Writer) I Hate Luv Storys is a boring, cliched movie, according to a bunch of critics. Featuring the two stars Sonam ‘Flop’ Kapoor and Imran ‘Flop’ Khan, the movie opened widely today in India (it opened in the U.S. on Wednesday). […]

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