For all those schmucks who think that corporate boards are stuffed with wise old men who do nothing but bring their decades of ‘wisdom’ to guide businesses and pass the torch to a new generation, we say ’tis time to stop taking those deep drags from the fine California weed you got betwixt your lips. […]
People do it in the strangest of places. In closets. In the air (you schmucks heard of the Mile-High Club?). Under water. In the car while driving. In the White House Oval Office. In school staff rooms (we’ve seen it). In trains. In churches. In buses (we’ve seen heard the noise). On the office table […]
Friends, Schmucks and Über-Schmucks, the world as we all have known it for decades is ending. Darkness has descended on the planet. It’s with a heavy heart that we bring you the sorry news that the Messiah I-Messiah of Digital America aka Steve Jobs has stepped down as CEO of Apple, the company he co-founded […]
No, we’re not drunk. Oh well, we’ll confess to consuming just one bottle of ice-cold Guinness Extra Stout purchased from the local Patel liquor store. It’s no secret that the U.S. housing and building sectors are in bad shape. Make that very bad shape. So, our question is whether the housing and building companies had […]
Let the Gurujis and other clowns say what they will, but the people have spoken. When it comes to tablets, the people want Apple’s iPads or nothing. We couldn’t agree with them more. After using the iPad 2 for a couple of months, we confess this widget is our new inamorata, in bed and out. […]
It’s already August 15 in India and the country is ‘celebrating’ its 64th Independence day. Here’s SI’s tribute to Incredible India on this momentous occasion: * 64 Years after Independence, nearly 650 million Indians have no toilets and are forced to bare their backsides to the world’s gaze every morning. * 64 Years after Independence, […]