South Indian fatso Madhavan and the worst actor in the Milky Way galaxy aka Ritesh Deshmukh have as much box office appeal as a cockroach. Signing these two buffoons for a movie without other star-power is a sure sign that the producer is a retard. A complete retard. The Madhavan-Bipasha Basu starrer Jodi Breakers and […]
What do you do when you can’t afford an iPhone? Not iPorn, silly. 😉 We meant iPhone. Yes, that thing that lets you swipe your fingers and make the screen go this side and that or do that pinchy-squeezy thing to make Kate Upton’s tatas grow bigger right before your ogling eyes. Oh yes, the iPhone […]
More often, though, the meat was cooked to the color of wet newsprint, inside and out, and salted so meekly that eating it was as satisfying as hearing a friend talk about a burger his cousin ate. – New York Times restaurant critic Pete Wells on Shake Shack Burgers, NYT, 2/21/2012 Here’s what the wise […]
Even the most successful of businesses sometimes make asses of themselves with incomprehensibly stupid decisions. Yesterday, it was the turn of India’s top newspaper group Times of India to display its jackass colors. Not content with putting out iPad apps for its two flagship newspapers, Times of India and Economic Times, Times Internet Limited, the […]
In Incredible India, things happens that would be considered bizarre in other lands but are perfectly normal by our standards. Here are a few strange normal events in Mera Bharat Mahaan in recent days: * Slap Tightens Friendship – Just one day after being at the receiving end of an assault from King Khan i.e […]
If there’s one thing Bollywood’s flop king Abhishek Bachchan is used to, it’s failure. Some Indian movie stars like Shah Rukh Khan, Salman Khan (at least, lately) and Aamir Khan have the Midas Touch and set the box office registers ringing. Au contraire, Abhishek Bachchan has the Jonah’s touch. Surely, Abhishek’s movie distributors and Bollywood […]