Largo Winch – Nice French Action Thriller

My bosom pals on SI know I greatly relished French director Jérôme Salle’s Anthony Zimmer (Sophie Marceau, Yvan Attal). Anthony Zimmer is a classy film, far superior to the crude Hollywood remake The Tourist featuring Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. Between Sophie Marceau and Angelina Jolie, I’d take Sophie in a heartbeat. Sophie oozes class […]

2012 Spelling Bee – 45 Desi Kids in Race

Indian Kid Snigdha Nandipati is 2012 Bee Champion I counted 45 Indian kids from the 278 shortlisted contestants for the 2012 Scripps Spelling Bee Competition. Of the 45 desis, 23 are girls and the rest boys. The youngest Indian kid is eight-year-old Ashrita Vadlapatla from North Carolina. Ashrita can trace her roots to the great […]

Incredible India 67 – A Nation Forges Ahead

To all those cretins and skeptics who still harbor doubts about India moving ahead, I offer the following headlines to decisively prove that nothing can stop India’s glorious march to an exalted status among the comity of nations. These headlines were gleaned from recent editions of major Indian major newspapers: * Teacher rapes girl, cook […]

1 Crore Chutias Want to Move to Amreeka

Good Lord, is there no getting away from this locust swarm of chutias. This morning we woke up to the unwelcome news from a Gallup Poll that 10 million Indians want to move (as in permanently) to the U.S. Stupid Indians We’ve always considered our Indians as schmucks and the results of the new Gallup […]

The Gal Who Screwed the Secret Service

Hell hath no fury as a hooker screwed out of her nightly earnings! 😉 Three U.S. Secret Service agents have already lost their jobs and another three agents are said to be on their way out following the hookergate sexual tryst in Cartagena, Colombia. Boy, the 24-year-old babe sure is a bomb. Who can tell […]

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