Someone Please Teach Nandita Khanna Some Hygiene

Hygiene, it seems, is not a word found in desi restaurateur Nandita Khanna’s lexicon. Nandita’s high-end Utsav Indian restaurant in New York City continues to be plagued by serious hygiene issues. A recent NYC Health Dept inspection of Utsav (11/30/2009) brought up sewage disposal, adulterated food, live mice and vermin issues. Yeeks. Raw, cooked or […]

Incredible India 37 – Gimme a State, Else I Fast

Folks, here comes the 37th instalment of your favorite Incredible India. Suvars. Pigs. We will never forgive the Telangana baboons. Never ever. Guys, here we were, all sexcited to watch our first Ileana D’Cruz movie (Saleem) today and that nut-case Telangana politician Kalvakuntla Chandrashekar Rao and our Italian grandma Sonia Gandhi had to throw a […]

U.S. Critics Pee on Paa

Unlike the gushing Indians, American critics have given the cold shoulder to the Bollywood Bachcha-ns‘ latest posterior gas expulsion Paa. Hell-O, is anyone surprised? Folks, if you have yet to watch Paa it might be wise to hold on to your $$ until you have read excerpts of what the American media has to say […]

Nandita, Clean Up Your NYC Rat-Hole Utsav

Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air. – The Three Witches in Macbeth Nandita Khanna, do you have no shame at all for running one of the filthiest and crappiest Indian restaurants a.k.a Utsav in New York City. Eeks, even by the abysmal standards of crappy Indian restaurants […]

100K Apps for iPhone; Take that Nokia, Motorola, Sony

There’s no stopping the iPhone juggernaut and its older sibling, the iPod. Apple today said its App Store digital media store now offers 100,000 applications in 20 categories including news,  games, business, sports, health, reference and travel. Apparently, App Store users have downloaded over 2 billion apps. Some apps like Smule’s I Am T-Pain App […]

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