Sad Day for Delaware; Tea Party Whacko Wins Republican Primary

We are distraught beyond words. πŸ™ CNN has just projected the Tea Party supported candidate Christine O’Donnell as the winner of the Republican Primaries for the Senate seat previously held by our Vice President Joe Biden. It seems O’Donnell got 53.2% of the votes while Castle managed only 46.8%. Endorsed by Sarah ‘Nut Case’ Palin, […]

Dick-Exposing Telugu Dickhead Nookella Ordered to get his Head Examined; Avoids Jail Time

Following a guilty plea for exposing his dick to a lady co-passenger on a Southwest Airlines’ flight from Philadelphia-Denver, Telugu bidda and SAP consultant Murali Krishna Nookella has been ordered by the U.S. District Court in Denver, Colorado to complete a program of mental health treatment and not travel on Southwest Airlines. Here’s an excerpt […]

Pakistan – A Nation of Ungrateful Dogs

We’ve lost track of the billions our nation (i.e. the U.S.) hands out to Pakistan every year by way of aid. Over the last several decades, billions and billions of our tax-payer dollars have flown into Pakistan in arms, flood relief, earthquake relief, health-care, food and other forms of U.S. aid far too numerous to […]

Incredible India’s Hot New Export – Superbug

Of course, where there are Indians there’s bound to be something weird lurking in the background. Isn’t that why we call the country Incredible India. πŸ˜‰ Sui Generis Exports When it comes to exports, you can’t beat Indians. You see, India has always been very aggressive and at the front of the line. No matter, […]

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