Welcome to India. Papers and passports, please. (Indian border official to the Siberian escapees) Siberian escapees shake their head. Never mind (says the Indian border official). Stalin was the world’s biggest mass murderer (not that any of you schmucks would know). Crueler than Hitler and all other monsters in history. The so-called ‘enemies’ of the […]
It’s given to few earthlings to experience Dante’s inferno. Count us among the unfortunate souls that walked into the nine fiery pathways of Hell via the portals of an NYC Indian restaurant. It was bad Karma that dragged us into Darbar Grill, a dumpster on East 55th St in Midtown Manhattan masquerading as an Indian […]
You schmucks can scream Mera Bharat Mahaan and India Shining till you are hoarse but India stands tall on the global stage only for all the wrong things. Like for instance, travel diarrhea, rape, frequent random violence, treatment of minorities, extra-judicial murders by the police (encounters) et al. In this post, we intend to examine […]
Ever since we purchased the iPhone 4 with its 5-megapixel camera, we’ve been tempted to get rid of our Nikon DSLR, Canon S80 and a bunch of other cameras. You see, the iPhone 4 takes pictures so good that unless you are a professional shooting models or other such high-end stuff you don’t any other […]
Bhojan NYC is a hideous nightmare whose memories we’re desperately trying to purge from the dark recesses of our minds. Folks, food at many NYC Indian restaurants is bad but few as repulsively horrible as Bhojan NYC on Lexington Ave. in Manhattan. It’s as if this vegetarian Indian restaurant was set up solely to provide […]
Does it really matter if an NYC Indian restaurant possesses a no-frills look from the outside and on the inside as long as the food is divine. Folks, ignore the drab decor at Maharaja Sweets and Snacks on 37th Avenue in Jackson Heights, NY. As you walk into the store, you see a glass case […]