By Naveen Anil Kapoor’s eagerly anticipated Hollywood offering Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol released Thursday night in the U.S. exclusively at IMAX theaters. Anil’s Hollywood fans could hardly contain their excitement and paraded to the nearest theaters in numbers that make the “Occupy Wall Street” crowd seem like Monday morning gathering at the local Hindu temple. […]
(Dedicated to the countless, helpless rape victims and hookers of India) Indian Behnchods are raping their sisters, daughters and cousins less, that’s the good news this Diwali. Now, the depressing news this Diwali – Indian Haramis are raping others more. No, we’re not drunk. Hey, it’s only noon here on the East Coast and all […]
By Chennai Arun Engeyum Eppodhum is a new Tamil film that hit the screens the other day. Directed by M.Saravanan, previously an assistant to the thieving swine aka A.R.Murugadoss and jointly produced by the Thiruttu LaKaBa (thieving wine) and Fox Star Studios, Engeyyum Eppodhum stars Jai, Anjali, Ananya and Sarvanand. Sathya has composed the music. […]
We wouldn’t be surprised in the least if our readers, schmucks as many of them undoubtedly are, do not recognize the movie title In a Better World. Since improving your entertainment quotient is our self-inflicted punishment, know it now that In a Better World is a Danish-English-Swedish (or Danglish in our neologism of the day) […]
By Naveen You shall be turned out of my house and I will never have your name pronounced in my presence again. It is disgusting-degrading-disgraceful. – Adolphus Longestaffe to his daughter Georgina in Anthony Trollope’s fine satire The Way we Live Now over her plans to marry a Jew It never ceases to surprise me […]
Friend’s Father – Hanna, what did your mother die of? Hanna – Three bullets. Who needs Bourne when you got Hanna? Yeah, who needs Jason Bourne when you have a pretty young gal with a doctorate in Bournology. New Kick-Ass It’s been some time since we watched a nice action film starring a young girl. […]