Strippers Seek $5b Bailout

Well, it was inevitable. The clown princes on Wall Street got it. Then the auto bozos in Detroit got it. Now the porn stars are demanding it. Yes, the porn industry is crying out for a piece of the bailout pie that we’ve been so lavishly spreading around lately. They want all of $5 billion. God Bless America. […]

Ghajini Review – Aamir Khan Disappoints in Stolen Shit

In these hard economic times, if your 2009 New Year Resolution is to cut back on wasteful spending and save money for the rainy days ahead, we suggest you start in the fading days of 2008 by skipping this piece of stolen junk called Ghajini. Yes, the Hindi Ghajini is the same stolen piece of […]

Of 25-Cent Windows, $1 Photoshop & the Indian DNA

Some time in the 1990s, an Indian friend who used to visit Ukraine frequently (for reasons of the heart) told us about software like Office, Windows and AutoCAD being openly sold in Kiev and elsewhere for 25 cents. Today, we were reminded of that conversation when we read a piece in CNET that Adobe Photoshop […]

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Garbage Storms the Box Office

Shahrukh Khan’s latest crap-show Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi has stormed the U.S. box office for the first two days of its opening weekend, according to studio estimates.Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi opened at No-15 and had a total gross of $1.25 million. Like Democracy Hey, the box office performance of Bollywood movies is like democracy. […]

Apple App Store Hits 10,000 Apps, 300m Downloads

The Apple App Store juggernaut continues. Today, Apple took out a full page ad in the print edition of Wall Street Journal to blow its horn that its App Store now has 10,000 applications and that iPhone users have so far downloaded 300 million applications from the store. That’s an amazing record considering that the App […]

Flops, Big Flops & Mega Flops; Is Eros in Trouble?

Quick, what’s the hottest gossip item on the Bollywood party circuit these days? No, it’s not the silly when will Kareena and Saif tie the knot (who cares) or when will Abhishek Bachchan learn acting (most likely, never).  You know what, we think the hottest item number at parties these days must be the losses that Bollywood distributor […]

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