Harvard Pricks Lose $11b, Ask $1.99 for Swine Flu App

The co*k-suckers at Harvard University recently lost $11 billion through reckless investments but the greedy bastards are now demanding $1.99 for an iPhone application that could provide valuable information on the Swine Flu. Harvard promises that its new HMSMobile Swine Flu Center application will provide timely information on prevention and outbreaks of the H1N1 virus. […]

Aadhavan Review – Sickening Piece of Shit

Adra Pinja Serupalae Edra Periya Aruvale Vetra Indha Nayingalae Folks, Aadhavan is a dystopian nightmare unleashed on unsuspecting moviegoers by a litter of sadistic pigs and pickpockets (Surya, Nayantara, Vadivelu, producer Udayanidhi Stalin, director K.S.Ravikumar et al) with the sole intention of pissing on your Deepavali celebrations. A harrowing journey through the hades, no less. […]

Blue is Trash, Say Indian Movie Critics

Blue Review – Mindblowing Garbage  Folks, the first serious reviews of Akshay Kumar’s Blue are starting to come in and the depressing verdict – Trash. Blue is Trash. What can we say? Given Akshay Kumar’s recent history of delivering fetid garbage like Kambhakkht Ishq and Chandni Chowk to China, we are not surprised at all. […]

Bad Weather Ahead for Aadhavan

Folks, rain has been forecast for many parts of the Northeast (in the U.S.) tomorrow. So, in case you are thinking of watching Aadhavan, you might want to reconsider your plans. Not just tomorrow, guys. The weatherman is predicting rain for the whole weekend. Don’t say we didn’t warn you if you have an accident […]

Mungaru Male Review – What Made it Click?

Recommended by (halfMonkHalfHitman and rakeshbaba) We’ve watched very few Kannada movies in our life. As most SI readers know by now, Hindi, Tamil, English and now foreign language films have been the mainstay of our filmi entertainment. So, when SI readers repeatedly brought up the Kannada film Mungaru Male, we were intrigued as to what […]

Do Not Disturb; In a Private Meeting

Go away, now. We’re in a private meeting with an old acquaintance. With whom, you ask? Now children, ask yourself what day is it today. Look at your calendar. September 15, right? So, who else would we be in a private meeting with? With Professor Robert Langdon, of course. Like millions of readers worldwide, zombie-like […]

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