Critics Show Middle Finger to Arya 2 A pack of rabid curs descend upon a poor, helpless woman in the last trimester of her pregnancy and drag her into a dark alley on a moonless night. The frothing whackos then shove a rusted hanger up the victim’s twat. Folks, the resulting ugly, bloody, horrific aborted […]
Movie critics in the U.S. and India have found Bollywood trash king Akshay Kumar’s new movie De Dana Dan a piece of trash. Here’s what a sample of critics had to say on De Dana Dan: * IBNLive: At two hours and 40 minutes, it’s a laboriously long, patience-testing exercise in idiocy about some 20-odd […]
Of all the Bollywood movies we’ve watched in 2009, De Dana Dan is easily the most boring, sickening, crappy piece of shit. Folks, there was not a single moment of respite in the 2 hours and 40-minutes we spent in the dark hall of the AMC Empire theater on 42nd St (near Times Square) in […]
God Exists: Trashy Kurbaan Trashed at Box Office Folks, if you are the sort that get your jollies by sacrificing yourself on the altar of crappy Bollywood films by all means watch this garbage called Kurbaan. For 2 hours and 40 minutes, we looked hard for any redeeming elements in Kurbaan but came a cropper. […]
Bollywood stars Shiney Ahuja and Om Puri are not the only Indians to take a dip in their maids’ swimming pool. Au contraire, they are only some of the most high profile lusty Indian lotharios to have stuck their hockey sticks deep into their maid-servants’ goal posts. Not an Uncommon Fantasy Concupiscent Indian men of […]
Folks, if there’s one Bollywood star whose movies unfailingly guarantee disaster lately at the U.S. box office, it’s Salman Khan. The hopeless actor is the kiss of death at the box office, a nightmare for the audience and misery for the Bollywood producers and distributors. Over the last few years, Salman Khan has amassed a […]