Arya 2 Review – A Back-Alley Abortion

Critics Show Middle Finger to Arya 2 A pack of rabid curs descend upon a poor, helpless woman in the last trimester of her pregnancy and drag her into a dark alley on a moonless night. The frothing whackos then shove a rusted hanger up the victim’s twat. Folks, the resulting ugly, bloody, horrific aborted […]

De Dana Dan is Trash, Say Movie Critics

Movie critics in the U.S. and India have found Bollywood trash king Akshay Kumar’s new movie De Dana Dan a piece of trash. Here’s what a sample of critics had to say on De Dana Dan: * IBNLive: At two hours and 40 minutes, it’s a laboriously long, patience-testing exercise in idiocy about some 20-odd […]

De Dana Dan Review – Beyond Pathetic Garbage

Of all the Bollywood movies we’ve watched in 2009, De Dana Dan is easily the most boring, sickening, crappy piece of shit. Folks, there was not a single moment of respite in the 2 hours and 40-minutes we spent in the dark hall of the AMC Empire theater on 42nd St (near Times Square) in […]

Kurbaan Review – You are the Sacrificial Lamb, Sucker

God Exists: Trashy Kurbaan Trashed at Box Office  Folks, if you are the sort that get your jollies by sacrificing yourself on the altar of crappy Bollywood films by all means watch this garbage called Kurbaan. For 2 hours and 40 minutes, we looked hard for any redeeming elements in Kurbaan but came a cropper. […]

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