Egypt Challenges India on Outsourcing

Egyptian coolies have thrown down the gauntlet to our desi coolies on handling the White Man’s IT chores and back-office operations. Egypt, a country ruled with an iron fist by U.S. ally Hosni Mubarak, says it’s leading the charge to make Africa an attractive market for outsourcing. (Although American media and movies routinely caricature Egypt […]

Desi Butcher Vikram Pandit Massacres 50,000

Not since Emperor Ashoka invaded Kalinga in 261 BC and left a battlefield overflowing with blood has any other desi inflicted so much destruction and misery as the desi butcher a.k.a Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit. Call it the Monday morning bloody massacre. Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit, who’s in over his head at the financial supermarket, […]

Vikram Pandit & Shitty oops Citi Shares

For some time now, we have believed that desi butcher Vikram Pandit is the wrong man for the top job at Citigroup. Other than butchering tens of thousands of jobs at Citigroup and presiding over the departure of top executives like Sallie Krawcheck, Pandit has done little to boost morale or significantly improve the business […]

Why Just 15 Minutes? Cut 2 Hrs:45 Min of VA, Please

We are seeing reports from India that the butchers behind the abominable crap show Vaaranam Aayiram have chopped 15 minutes from the movie. That is so goddamn unfair. We strongly recommend that the producers (is it Aascar Film…considering the pathetic quality of their movies it should more appropriately be called Asscar Torture Enterprise) chop 2 […]

Vaaranam Aayiram Review – Cooum Dump

Vaaranam Aayiram – Box Office Disaster We are convinced Kollywood director Gautam Vasudev Menon must have really loathed his late father. And Vaaranam Aayiram is Gautam Menon’s remorseless act of revenge on his old man for grievances, real or imagined. How else can you explain this moron making an interminably long pathetic piece of shit […]

Blackberry Storm Making Landfall on Nov.21; Likely Flop

Research in Motion’s new touchscreen Blackberry Storm smartphone will be available for sale starting November 21 from Verizon Wireless for $199 (after a $50 mail-in rebate and a two-year contract). Landfall on Nov.21 Voice and data plans for the Blackberry Storm start at $80.  For a device without Wi-Fi connectivity, the price is not attractive

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