Sick shit. That humans in this day and age can put forth garbage like Goa and dare call it a movie boggles the mind. Folks, of all the Tamil movies we’ve seen in the last five years Goa is the vilest trash of ’em all. Before the might of this Goa sewage tsunami, Kuruvi, Villu, […]
Tamil film superstar Rajinikanth’s daughter Soundarya Rajinikanth’s first baby has turned out to be a ugly, deformed, grotesque freak-show. The kind of misbegotten orphan you’d want to abandon on the doorsteps of a church. Folks, Soundarya Rajinikanth’s Ocher Picture Productions’ first baby movie Goa is a pathetic piece of shit. An abomination, the likes of […]
Box Office: RGV’s Rann Screwed; Ishqiya Saved We rarely ever see Goras coming to see Bollywood films (unless they stumble into the wrong hall). So we were surprised to see a Gora buying a ticket for Ishqiya at Regal Commerce. But then we shouldn’t have been surprised because the fame of Naseeruddin Shah and the […]
Finally, folks. Finally. Our modern day digital media Moses has launched the most awaited product of the last 12 months – Apple’s digital tablet, the iPad. Not since Moses’ tablet containing the Ten Commandments has any other tablet commanded so much attention of the chattering classes. iPad Unveiled Apple’s ailing head honcho Steve Jobs today […]
On the occasion of Google’s new Nexus One mobile phone launch, Apple jabbed Google sharply in the eye, touting the immense popularity of its App Store, which shows no sign of slowing down. Au contraire, the Apple App Store seems to be gaining momentum. App Store is a digital media repository for a variety of […]
Like all cheapo desis, we’ve always craved an Aishwarya Rai for the price of a Shriya Saran. Class for the price of crass has unfailingly been our mantra and guiding light. Oh, come on, you jerks. Don’t tell us you unwashed, cheapo desis are any different. And boy, an Aishwarya Rai is what we landed […]