Meet Sergei Loznitsa – The Not Rohit Shetty

Each time I watch a Bollywood movie, an urgent need to rinse my mouth with two good foreign films overwhelms me. Having recently inflicted upon myself the masochistic trauma of sitting through Ajay Devgan’s latest emetic Singham Returns, I was besides myself in agony. How in Heaven’s name can this Rohit Shetty mis-directed turdpile Singham […]

Entertainment Review – What a Bitch

This insufferable Bollywood movie featuring dogs, Akshay Kumar, bitches and Tammanah Bhatia plumbs the depths of the depravity business. A bizarre species named Sajid-Farhad held the dog-leash of this exercise in cruelty, pretending to direct the canine-pack of bipeds and quadrupeds. Apparently, the duo also ‘wrote’ the screenplay and dialogs. Who’s the Dog? Who’s the […]

Kick Review – Devilish Garbage

I’ve never seen a spectacle so perverse, so utterly ridiculous as an Indian turning into a big-time robber (stealing millions both in India and overseas) merely to help sick orphans. Get real, P-u-h-l-e-e-ze. As anyone the least bit familiar with the subcontinent’s ethos and culture will attest, our people are ‘devils‘ utterly bereft of the […]

Nadella Pulling Pubic Hair Out – One by One

Why is Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella pulling his pubic hair out? Kiddo, I suggest you look to your left. Does it look like the bald coot has any hair left on his head? 😉 Now the reason Nadella is pulling his pubic hair out – and if he isn’t, he should start anon – is […]

Kindle Unlimited – Indians, Stay Away

Kindle Unlimited – Indians, Stay Away

Unlike Apple or Netflix, Amazon has never had class. If you ask me, Amazon is merely a more efficient version of Walmart and the Post Office combined. What I mean is that Amazon lets you get cheap stuff delivered to your house or office fast. Kindle e-reader and Kindle tablet are both cheap plastic junk […]

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