Desperate to cleanse our body soul of the foul odor left behind by our watching of that Orgy of Stupidity Enthiran last night, we went to see The Social Network today. Voila, like Andy Dufresne in Shawshank Redemption who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side, The Social […]
Never underestimate the genetic propensity of Indians to inflict hideous torture on their fellow citizens. The other day we made the godawful mistake of going to Karaikudi Chettinad on Oak Tree Road in Edison (NJ) and, man, it’s a miracle we’re still alive to tell y’all this sordid tale of woe, misery and suffering. Folks, in […]
OK folks, fasten your seat-belts now. For we are back with the latest installment of your favorite series Incredible India. A short while ago we were reading a piece on Indian women renting their wombs to rich Westerners and sometimes rich Easterners (Japanese). That set us thinking of the many different techniques poor Indians resort […]
The way things are going for Japanese car company Toyota, soon their cars are likely to have have as much value as a Sapota. For all ye schmucks considering the purchase of a Toyota car any time soon, here are a few tidbits to keep in mind about this chutiya car manufacturer: 1. Toyota has […]
When it comes to most Indian restaurants in New York City, the question to ask is how low can these shitholes go. The answer: Really, really low. Believe us, guys. Believe us. Shameless Scumbags First, these Indian restaurants should start hiring real chefs not clueless buffoons who don’t know their way around the kitchen. Second, […]
Weep American Worker, Weep. Weep your heart out. Your IT giant IBM has screwed you royally and is now scooping out your entrails. IBM has been firing American workers in the thousands over the last decade even as it hires tens of thousands of Indian Coolies (low-wage laborers). This is not Free Trade. This is […]