The sole solace of Raavanan (Tamil) is that it’s a shade better than the Hindi version starring that Bollywood shaitan Abhishek Bachchan. Sure, it’s the same stupid, boring, unappealing, shallow story that you see in the Hindi version with nary a difference. It’s filmed in the same lush jungles too. Hey, that’s no surprise since […]
We must be made of stern stuff, eh. Else, we’re gluttons for punishment. You ask why? After enduring the unendurable Raavan (Hindi) this morning, here we are in the theater waiting for the Tamil Raavanan to start. The Hindi version was so pathetic that we’re optimistic that the Tamil version can’t get any worse. Vikram […]
Raavan Box Office: Disaster, Act of God, Pathetic The Bollywood monkeys are out of the cage, again. And their antics in the new Hindi film Raavan are evoking nothing but scorn, withering scorn, from some critics. King-sized disappointment, waste, uninspiring, mediocre and silly are only some of the epithets Indian movie critics are hurling at […]
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Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Folks, we haven’t stopped laughing. Blow the Conches, Fire the Guns, Hire the Hookers Oh yeah, hire the hookers. Big fleshy thighs. A triangular belly-button. And a welcoming 36C bosom! Promise them a fat tip. Tell them it’s a festival today. Sori-Padam Surya’s Asingam oops Singam has done worse […]
(Bollywood film Singham is a remake of the Tamil Singam) Oh, no. Singam is not a bad movie. Most definitely not. Au contraire, it’s a hideously awful movie. Asingam (trashy), to use an apposite Tamil term. Sick. Crude. Trashy. Ugly. All of the above appellations fit this depressingly disgusting film to a T. If Singam […]