The first reviews of the iPhone 4S are out. And predictably enough, the reviewers can’t stop gushing about Apple’s newest phone. New York Times: This phone comes dangerously close to displacing a $200 point-and-shoot digital camera. ….It’s even more amazing how Siri’s responses can actually form a conversation. Once, I tried saying, “Make an appointment […]
The first reviews of David Dhawan’s Rascals (Sanjay Dutt, Ajay Devgn, Kangana Ranaut) are out and they are overwhelmingly negative. The reviewers have basically puked on Rascals. Here are excerpts from a bunch of reviews on Rascals: Times of India: Rascals is what one can call a ‘vacation’ filmmaking stint where everyone works on the […]
Force, the Bollywood remake of Tamil film Kaakha Kaakha, has received poor reviews from a gaggle of critics. Are we surprised? Of course, not. Because, Force’s hero John Abraham can’t act. And its heroine Genelia D’Souza can’t even spell the word acting. Here’s what a bunch of reviewers had to say on Force: Rediff: For […]
Oh Baby, Oh Baby! Besides sending us into an orgasmic swoon, Dakshin Express on Oak Tree Road in Edison (NJ) evoked nostalgic memories of that incredible shithole. Which shithole, you ask? India, of course. 😉 The vaguely human-looking waiters at Dakshin Express look like they’ve just escaped their cages from the nearest zoo and the […]
We’d heard that some fathers loath their young sons. Maybe, the fathers see their grownup, priapically obsessed youthful-looking sons as a rival for their wives’ affections. But the wise souls at SI never believed in such Freudian drivel and Oedipal fiction. At least, not until we were confronted with hard, rock-solid evidence today in Pankaj […]
Let’s start with a confession – We like both Pankaj Kapur and his son Shahid Kapur. In a Bollywood littered with jackasses like the Khans and Bachchans, these two stand out. So, it’s with great distress we pore over the poor reviews for Pankaj Kapur’s directorial debut Mausam featuring his son and Sonam Kapoor. Here […]