Hindu Swamiji Discovers New Meditation Form
(Thanks to SI blog reader Gandhiji) Sorry, folks. The video is in the Tamil language Here’s the English version of the story.
SI Reads the Quran 6 – Allah Hates Homos
Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid Besides demonstrating callous insensitivity towards disbelievers and making frequent threats of the blazing fire awaiting those who refuse to repose their faith in him, Allah also exhibits a bigotry towards men whose sexual orientation differs from the mainstream. In short, Allah is a homophobe. You have Allah’s anti-gay […]
SI Reads the Quran 5; Allah Soft on Pork, Hard on Christians, Jews
Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid One of the striking things about the Quran is the flexibility of God (Allah) in some minor respects and an unyielding inflexibility in other major aspects. Take for instance pork. Many of us are led to believe that God (Allah) imposes strict prohibitions in dietary matters, particularly in […]
SI Reads Quran 4 – Allah, Spiritual Father of Stalin
Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid Heaven forbid that Islam should ever extend its sway beyond the religion’s present borders and take the reins of power in new territories. After reading six Suras and nearly a 100 pages of the Quran, it’s safe to predict that should Islam spread its tentacles to more countries […]
SI Reads Quran -3; Allah No Bra-Burning Feminist
Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid Defenders of Islam and its holy book Quran often seek to rebut charges of severe treatment of Muslim women by pointing to the book’s liberal divorce provisions for women, sanction for widow remarriage, Allah’s denunciations of harsh treatment of the fair sex et al. Well, that defense certainly […]
SI Reads the Quran – 2; Poke Your Wife Any Way You Wish, Allah Has No Objections
Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid Holy cow, what are you saying? Are my eyes playing tricks on me? SI, are you really saying God (Allah) has given me the green light to screw my wife any which way I fancy. Indeed, children. Bet you schmucks never thought Allah would be so broadminded, did […]