Vikram Pandit Butchers 73,000, Buying $50m Jet

Vikram Pandit a.k.a. Desi Butcher is a man with absolutely no shame. The man is also a f****** idiot. The incompetent dodo who is clueless in dealing with the mega-crisis facing the beleaguered financial services company Citigroup (of which he is CEO), the desi butcher whose sole mantra to handle the crisis is to hack away […]

I am Sicker than I Thought – Steve Jobs

Apple CEO Steve Jobs today sent out an e-mail to all Apple employees acknowledging that his health issues are more complex than he’d thought earlier. Jobs is now taking medical leave of absence from Apple for five months, i.e. until the end of June. No details were provided on the nature of Jobs’ health problems. […]

Crook Raju Wipes Out Rs 10,000 Crore in Market Cap

Crook Raju rather than Ramalinga Raju sounds like a better name for the guy who was responsible for wiping out Rs 10,000 crore in market capitalization on the stock exchange today. Now, this fella is a real WMD (Weapon of Mass Destruction). Just imagine how much havoc and uncertainty he’s created in employees’ and investors’ […]

Satyam Chairman Ramalinga Raju’s Arrest Imminent

Ask not if Satyam Computer Chairman B.Ramalinga Raju will be arrested. Ask when Ramalinga Raju will be arrested. After acknowledging committing one of the biggest frauds in Indian corporate history, we’d surprised if Ramalinga Raju does not spend considerable time as a guest of the Indian prison system. In what seems like a resigned awareness of […]

I am Sick, Admits Apple CEO Steve Jobs

Finally realizing that all the speculation on his health was proving to be, well, unhealthy for investors and the company, Apple CEO Steve Jobs fessed up today that he is indeed sick. Here’s an excerpt from Steve Jobs’ confession letter: Unfortunately, my decision to have Phil deliver the Macworld keynote set off another flurry of […]

World’s Greatest Political Scientist Samuel Huntington Dead

Controversial Harvard professor Samuel P.Huntington, in our view the world’s greatest political scientist after Plato, has died. To those of you who may never have heard of Samuel Huntington, he was the the author who made the phrase Clash of Civilizations famous. While Huntington has been in the limelight recently after he wrote his famous […]

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