Bald Coot Som Mittal of Nasscom Loses H1B Battle

Som Mittal, chief of India’s software association Nasscom, has lost the battle to prevent the Obama administration from going ahead with a Border Security bill funded by imposing higher fees on H1B Visas used by Indian IT companies. U.S. President Obama signed the $600 million bill Friday. The bill is expected to fund an additional […]

Did Y’all Schmucks Know….

The late detective novelist Agatha Christie is the most widely read novelist in history, according to the New Yorker, which has an essay on the popular author in the latest issue (August 16 & 23, 2010 p.82-88) Back in the old days, we read a few dozen Agatha Christie books. And for the most part, […]

Baluchi’s Rakesh Aggarwal: A Million $$ Nightmare

Poor Rakesh Aggarwal could soon become Poorer Rakesh Aggarwal. Poorer? Yes, after all, the owner of the Baluchi’s Indian restaurant chain in New York City might now have to fork out close to a million dollars ($967,000 to be precise) in a proposed legal settlement with some of his current and former employees. Our heart […]

Desi Dickhead Murali Krishna Nookella Pleads Guilty to Exposing Dick on Plane

Remember the Telugu bidda Murali Krishna Nookella? No? Nookella was the 35-year-old H1B desi dickhead and SAP consultant arrested on March 1 this year for allegedly exposing his dick to a lady co-passenger on a Southwest Airlines’ flight from Philadelphia-Denver. Murali Nookella’s female co-passenger “C.S.A” had basically alleged that he was masturbating on the plane […]

Two Desis (Iyer & Jhingran) Become IBM Fellows

IBM today announced six employees as IBM Fellows for their contributions to the company and the IT industry. And guess what? Two of the six are desis: Subramanian Iyer and Anant Jhingran. IBM Fellows is the IT giant’s highest technical award. Only 217 individuals have earned this honor in the company’s history. Including the newly named […]

Rajinikanth vs King Cobra & Other Facts of Life

A short while ago, we got the following e-mail joke from our sick oops Sikh friend in the U.S. Jeete raho puttar but if you value your life learn to spell Rajinikanth right. 😉 ——————————– You want to know who is Rajinikanth….here are the facts: * Rajinikanth makes onions cry * Rajinikanth can delete the […]

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