Why, Oh Why, Does Amitabh Bachchan Wear a Wig?

When even Bollywood’s Angry Young Man of yore Amitabh Bachchan starts donning a wig, it’s time for all intellectuals to set aside their trivial preoccupations and start addressing one of the big questions of our age: Do Indian men feel effeminate, ball-less without their hair? Mind you, we’re only talking here of hair on the […]

Will Julian Assange have a Mysterious Heart Attack?

Love him or hate him, Julian Assange has made his mark. For all ye schmucks, Assange is the founder of WikiLeaks, the web site that’s causing ripples on a global scale with its release of sensitive documents pertaining to the Iraq war, U.S. diplomatic cables and the like. You know stuff the powers that be […]

Dick-Exposing Telugu Dickhead Nookella Ordered to get his Head Examined; Avoids Jail Time

Following a guilty plea for exposing his dick to a lady co-passenger on a Southwest Airlines’ flight from Philadelphia-Denver, Telugu bidda and SAP consultant Murali Krishna Nookella has been ordered by the U.S. District Court in Denver, Colorado to complete a program of mental health treatment and not travel on Southwest Airlines. Here’s an excerpt […]

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