Damn, Praying to Allah On a NYC Sidewalk

Anyone who believes in the existence of a God has a screw loose. But some nutjobs have several screws loose. Why? Because nutcases make asses of themselves with their public prayer rituals, not to mention inconveniencing the public. Last week, as we were walking around the Upper East Side of Manhattan we saw a Muslim […]

Mere Brother Ki Dulhan Review – Ugh, Garbage

Do you think I’m a bitch, a tart?….You must be thinking I’m a slut? – Katrina Kaif’s character Dimple Dixit to Imran Khan’s Kush Agnihotri in Meri Brother Ki Dulhan Duh, Katrina. Does the Sun Rise in the East? Is Barack Obama Black? Is Manmohan Singh a poodle? Does Salman Khan like to drive over […]

America Says Fuck You to 77 Million Tamils

Question: How many Americans does it take to bugger 77 million Tamils? a) 100,000 Navy Seals b) 10 CIA Agents in Virginia operating 50 Drones c) 1-million highly trained U.S. soldiers d) 1 weaponless White Woman Correct Answer: d i.e. Just one White Woman without weapons Ouch, the backsides of 77 million Tamils must be […]

Did You Schmucks Know that Facebook ….

As we were desultorily scanning Bloomberg News on our iPad while lying in bed, we stumbled upon some rather interesting news: * Facebook is banned in China. Yes, the country of 1.2 billion hackers, low-wage slaves, destroyer of American jobs and nemesis of Indians can’t access the social networking site. Maybe, it’s all for the […]

Useful Statistics of the Day – Snakes & Wild Beasts

Going by the quality of comments posted lately on the fine SI blog, we’re greatly concerned over what seems to be the diminishing intellect and general knowledge of our readers. Now, that has left us inconsolably depressed because the quality of comments is in a way a reflection on the blog, at least to outsiders. […]

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