Strippers Seek $5b Bailout

Well, it was inevitable. The clown princes on Wall Street got it. Then the auto bozos in Detroit got it. Now the porn stars are demanding it. Yes, the porn industry is crying out for a piece of the bailout pie that we’ve been so lavishly spreading around lately. They want all of $5 billion. God Bless America. […]

What We’d Like to See in 2009

Predictions are boring. So 2008-ish. Since we are no Nostradamus or Sahadeva, we’ll instead talk about what we’d like to see. The following are some of the items on our Wish List for 2009: * LTTE leader Velupillai Prabhakaran surrender to Indian security forces and plead to be hanged for his crimes against humanity. * Desi […]

Kidnappers Prey on Manhattan Bitches

Strange is the world. Denizens in the badlands of Bihar are forever worried to death about kidnapping of family and close relatives while their counterparts in the canyons of Manhattan are presently in a tizzy about dognapping (kidnapping of their dogs). As we were poring over our copy of the latest issue (Jan 5, 2009) […]

Kousetti Swapnika – Tragedy of 2008

Of the many tragedies that form the narrative of India today, few are as heartrending as that of Kousetti Swapnika. A 22-year enginering student from Warangal in the South Indian state of Andhra Pradesh, Swapnika was the unfortunate victim of some demented youths who hurled acid at her. After suffering serious injuries to her face, neck, […]

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