Never underestimate the genetic propensity of Indians to inflict hideous torture on their fellow citizens. The other day we made the godawful mistake of going to Karaikudi Chettinad on Oak Tree Road in Edison (NJ) and, man, it’s a miracle we’re still alive to tell y’all this sordid tale of woe, misery and suffering. Folks, in […]
It’s 2AM on the East Coast, we’ve just finished our first Dean Koontz book (The Good Guy). And we can’t sleep. So we do what we do best under the circumstances – Pour ourselves a drink. Tired of our usual Gin and Soda and also having run out of Soda, we decided to make ourselves […]
As sure as night follows day, if the food at an Indian restaurant in the U.S. is not bad then you can be certain that the service will be Myir-Pudungi (rotten). Yes, go ahead and bet your balls bails on that. You’re on a strong wicket here. No need for any match fixing. 😉 We […]
(A Public Service Blog Post) OMG, OMG, Rats, mice, vermin and food contamination issues? Chola NYC – Restaurant or Pig-Sty? Say, is Chola NYC on E.58th St in Midtown Manhattan an Indian restaurant or a filthy pig-sty. Folks, Rats, Mice, Vermin, Sewage and Food Contamination issues are some of the hygiene problems identified by the […]
When it comes to most Indian restaurants in New York City, the question to ask is how low can these shitholes go. The answer: Really, really low. Believe us, guys. Believe us. Shameless Scumbags First, these Indian restaurants should start hiring real chefs not clueless buffoons who don’t know their way around the kitchen. Second, […]
Never let it be said that the Bollywood actor Shiva Natarajan f*cks up only his Indian restaurants with intolerably poor hygiene. No sir, no. Our garrulous blah blah blah chatterbox Shiva is determined to prove that when it comes to bad hygiene practices his Thai NYC restaurant is as bad or worse than his Indian […]