Just Who the Hell is Chuck Ganapathi?

Man, Andy Warhol was right with his famous comment that In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes. Well, it’s Chuck Ganapathi’s day under the arc-lights today. The Internet is all atwitter about this fella. It seems the PSG Tech alumnus, who we were all blissfully unaware about until a short while ago, […]

Deven Sharma Out-graded for Downgrading America

Deven Sharma, president of tainted credit rating firm Standard & Poor’s, has been out-graded (take that neologism, schmucks). Sharma, 55, is stepping down as head of the firm effective September 12 but will remain an adviser of the parent company until the end of the year. The official reason cited for Sharma’s departure is that […]

Tamil Hedge Fund Manager Raj Rajaratnam Convicted

Sri Lankan Tamil hedge fund manager Raj Rajaratnam has been found guilty on all 14 counts of securities fraud and conspiracy by a 12-member jury in New York City. Great day, folks. The Augean Stables of Wall Street are certainly ripe for a thorough cleansing. Raj Rajaratnam is the most well known name to be […]

NJ Desi Mistakes Continental Flight for Cuntinental

Man, these New Jersey Indians are either completely stupid or totally depraved. Look at what happened on a Continental flight from Hong Kong to Newark (New Jersey). Apparently, a New Jersey Indian mistook the Continental flight for a cuntinental free-for-all. Ramesh Advani, a 64-year-old desi from Berkeley Heights, N.J., has pleaded guilty to sexually abusing […]

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