In reel life, Abhishek Bachchan’s character Vishnu Kamat is killed in the new Hindi film Dum Maaro Dum. In real life, Abhishek Bachchan is forever getting kicked at the box office. And the trend seems to be continuing with Dum Maaro Dum’s ho-hum BO numbers. Helllloo, is anyone surprised? Not us. After all, this is […]
The Chutiya deserves it. By God, Akshay Kumar deserves Thank You’s humiliating failure at the U.S. box office for the garbage he’s shoveling at Bollywood fans for the last few years. Folks, Akshay Kumar’s latest trashy movie Thank You is not a failure of ordinary proportions. Au contraire, Thank You is helluva disaster. A tsunami […]
OMG, we haven’t stopped laughing at the box office numbers of Abhishek Bachchan’s new film Game. Laughed so much till our sides split. 😉 When Bollywood’s pall-bearer features in a movie, you know the inevitable outcome – A Box Office Disaster. Here are SI’s three laws of Abhishek Bachchan: * Another Abhishek Bachchan movie releases. […]
If we were Priyanka Chopra today we would be seriously thinking of either jumping off the tallest Mumbai skyscraper or quietly lying down in the tower of silence and let the vultures feast on us. Priyanka Chopra can’t act. Not even if her life depended on it. She’s bad even by Bollywood’s lowly standards. The […]
Dhobi Ghat Review – Less Dhobi, More Phony All ye schmucks proclaiming Dhobi Ghat to be yet another work of art from the Aamir Khan stable, pay heed now. Dhobi Ghat has met with a lackluster response from the audience. And rightly so. Here’s how badly Dhobi Ghat fared at the U.S. box office in […]