Boss Review – Undiluted Trash
To say I was surprised by the turnout for the opening show of Boss, Akshay…
Besharam Review – Dreadful Bilge
If ever you feel the need to engage a hit man, your best bet would…
Zanjeer BO – Ram, Ram! Big Disaster
The whole world knows Indians have poor taste in movies. But when even Indians show…
Zanjeer Review – Trash Begets Trash
Don’t believe the clowns who tell you the old Zanjeer (1973) is an iconic or…
OUATIMD BO – Akshay Kumar Flops in US
Don’t be surprised if you see Akshay Kumar crying into his Lassi. Akshay’s Once Upon…
OUATIMD – PUTRID
Mark my words! Ten years from now when Akshay Kumar’s strapping 21-year-old son Aarav struts…
Chennai Express BO – Trash Loves Trash
As the wise SI has said on countless occasions, you can take the Indian out…
Chennai Express – Sub-Mental Garbage
To hail Chennai Express as a movie would be an egregious insult to the entertainment…
Ramaiya Vastavaiya BO – Horrible
If I have said it once, I’ve said it a million times. If Shruti Hassan…
Lootera BO – Worse than Raanjhanaa
Despite all the hype, the oohs and aahs from the uncultured bozos, a wide release…
Lootera Review – Butchers Last Leaf
I had some positive feelings about Lootera until the last 30-minutes or so of the…
Ghanchakkar BO – Disaster
Vidya Balan and Siddharth Roy Kapur have taken a big hit with Ghanchakkar! Vidya Balan…
Ghanchakkar – Vidya Suffers Miscarriage
These days, Vidya Balan is considered the high queen of Bollywood cinema. Her star is…
Raanjhanaa Fails to Get Big Opening
Tamil star Dhanush’s Bollywood debut Raanjhanaa failed to get a big opening in the U.S.…
Raanjhanaa Review – Na Na Na Jaana!
By Naveen Hey, all Desi story writers out there! There’s news for you! Bollywood has…