Kites First Half – Junk
Junk. It’s 9.00 PM ET and the intermission now. No depth in the story. Amateurish,…
Kites Opening Show USA – Poor Response
Kites Box Office 2 – Hrithik Roshan Peotomized (Via iPhone) Here we are in a…
Bollywood Trash – Some Key Statistics 2
Amateurish, thieving bastards churning out tons of crappy movies that no one except the South…
Music We’ve Acquired Lately – 8
As we slowly slide away into non-existence, we’re listening to music more than ever before.…
Match Point Review – OMG, Can Kites Match This?
The man who said “I’d rather be lucky than good” saw deeply into life. People…
Rajinikanth vs King Cobra & Other Facts of Life
A short while ago, we got the following e-mail joke from our sick oops Sikh…
Re-Rewatching DDLJ & Ogling at Kajol
A few minutes back, as we were checking out Pak-loving Chutiya Shahrukh Khan’s films on…
Critics Tear Badmaash Company to Shreds
Movie critics are hammering Yash Raj Films‘ new movie Badmaash Company. In recent years, Yash…
Badmaash Company Review – Worth Missing
We may or may not have a soft corner for Shahid Kapoor. But we certainly…
Housefull Box Office – Hooray, Moviegoers Punish Akshay Kumar, Again
Hooray. Hooray. Uncork the champagne. Light the fireworks. Blow the conch. Beat the drums. Let…
Housefull Review: Decent Movie; Don’t Believe the Critics
Don’t believe the critics, whaddya mean? Schmuck, we mean don’t believe the other critics. Entertaining…
On the Road to Housefull
Quick note via iPhone from a rest area by the highway. Update: Back home. Housefull…
Critics Bugger Akshay Kumar’s Housefull
Poor Akshay Kumar. Bollywood movie critics have lately made a sport of buggering the fellow’s…
Music We’ve Acquired Lately – 7
In this installment of Music We’ve Acquired, we’ve gone down an old road, the memories…
Paathshaala – A Disaster at UK Box Office
Hey, does anybody even give a damn about Paathshaala? Apparently not. Yes, Paathshaala has turned…