What is DuckDuckGo?

Yes, I know, I know, I know that Indians are the most dishonest chutiyas in any galaxy. Expecting honesty from these gaandus is kinda like expecting Abhishek Bachchan to improve his IQ or Salman Khan to embrace Ahimsa! 😉 Still, it’d give me immense pleasure if you all could answer this poll on DuckDuckGo without […]

Sri Siva Vishnu Temple Lanham, MD – South Indian Blessing for the Soul & Stomach

By Madmax673 For anyone interested in ‘Kovil Thirupani’ (temple deeds & renovation), a visit to the Sri Siva Vishnu Temple in  Lanham, MD is a great opportunity. Looks like the temple is working on procuring “Mooshika Vahana” (Mouse vehicle for Lord Ganesh) for ‘Vahana Seva’ at $15,000 for use in the temple festivals. Devotees are […]

Himmatwala BO – Miserable

Ha ha ha ha! 😉 Sajid Khan’s pathetic piece of shit Himmatwala (Ajay Devgan, Tamannah Bhatia) has fared badly at the U.S. box office. Despite the advantage of a holiday on Good Friday, Himmatwala could manage a total gross of  mere $197,770. The average per screen gross was just $1,998. Related Posts: Himmatwala – Soul […]

Settai – Trailer Trash

Like the upcoming Tamil offal Settai, movie remakes in India are a collision wreck of failure and insanity, compounded by the devil of laziness. An abject failure of imagination and the insane Indian obsession for quick, easy money fueled by astonishing laziness, yes, that is the trademark Indian (dishonorable) tradition of remakes. Before you can […]

Himmatwala – Soul Searing Nightmare

By Naveen Sajid Khan’s HIMMATWALA (2013) is touted as the official remake of the eponymous 1983 super hit movie starring Jumping Jack Jeetendra and her thighness Sridevi. Unless you are a newbie to Bollywood, you know that Super Hit and Super Shit are highly synonymous in that industry and most sane humans say the 1983 […]

Himmatwala Crucified

If Himmatwala 1983 had any virtues, it was the wanton display of Sridevi’s ‘thunder thighs’ to a nation of drooling idiots. Alas, Himmatwala 2013 lacks even that ‘merit’ given that Tamannaah Bhatia is rather effete in the thighs department. The reviews are starting to come in for Sajid Khan’s Himmatwala remake and they’re crucifying the […]