Lootera Review – Butchers Last Leaf

I had some positive feelings about Lootera until the last 30-minutes or so of the film. And then all my good vibes came crashing down because of the butchering the late American short-story writer O.Henry’s Last Leaf had to endure at the inept hands of director Vikramaditya Motwane. O.Henry Screwed Set in the early 1950s, […]

A $150 Smartwatch is a Stupid Idea

In my considered view, the only justification for buying a smartwatch, forking out $150 or more for an unseemly gadget on your wrist, is if it gives you a hand job. So far none of the smartwatches I’ve read about come anywhere close. Hell, they don’t even give you a tickle down there! 😉 Why […]

Ghanchakkar BO – Disaster

Vidya Balan and Siddharth Roy Kapur have taken a big hit with Ghanchakkar! Vidya Balan was the heroine of Ghanchakkar, which was produced by her husband Siddharth Roy Kapur of UTV. Disaster Angry Indian-American moviegoers showed their collective middle fingers to Vidya Balan’s Ghanchakkar. As for her co-star Emraan Hashmi, all I’ll say is Emraan […]

Inferno – Breeding Chutiyas Must Read

O, willful ignorants! Do you not see the future? Do you not grasp the splendor of my creation? The necessity? – Bertrand Zobrist in Dan Brown’s new thriller Inferno Chutiyas a.k.a. Indians have two great destructive passions – Ferocious breeding and watching crappy Bollywood movies. Rabbits, dogs, cats, rats, bats, maggots, I doubt there’s a […]

$99 Ouya Console Ain’t a Bad Deal

Being cheapo desis, we started salivating when the $99 Ouya game console launched last week. Such was the demand that the consoles quickly disappeared from shelves within hours. We had to wait a couple of days before our online order was fulfilled. Since picking up the console yesterday, we’ve been trying out the various features. […]

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