Confirmed! NYC Cops Hate Blacks, Hispanics

A ruling by federal judge today confirmed what millions of colored people who live in or visit the Big Apple have long suspected – New York City cops are racists who loath Blacks and Hispanics. In her 195-page ruling, federal Judge Shira A. Scheindlin found that New York City Police Department engaged in unconstitutional behavior […]

Help! We’re Dying, Cries BlackBerry

BlackBerry today admitted what the world has known for months. The company, which is in extremis with no hope of survival, has formed a special committee to explore various alternatives including sale of the company. BlackBerry – On Deathbed In IDC’s recent survey of smartphones, BlackBerry accounted for a mere 2.9% marketshare in the second […]

Tech News Has Lost All Sense of Proportion

News loses all meaning when journalists consider everything related to Apple as earth-shattering developments. Over the last 48-hours, bloggers and journalist from across the world, but mostly here in the U.S.,  have focused on the “revelation” that September 10 is the launch date for Apple’s next iPhone. Some five dozen publications piggybacked on All ThingsD’s […]

Chennai Express BO – Trash Loves Trash

As the wise SI has said on countless occasions, you can take the Indian out of India but not the trash out of the Indian. In another demonstration of the unbounded Indian love for trash, Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan’s sub-mental garbage Chennai Express got a decent opening at the U.S. box office. Classless Indian […]

Chennai Express – Sub-Mental Garbage

To hail Chennai Express as a movie would be an egregious insult to the entertainment form that daily gives joy to millions around the world. Folks, Chennai Express is a tawdry spectacle that only a crass Indian filmmaker would put out, only an aging Pakistan-loving Indian superstar would feature in and only a classless Indian […]

Elysium Review – Splendid Reboot

Sometimes in life, we can’t understand why things are the way they are. – Elderly nun trying to explain the unjust circumstances of life to young Max in Neill Blomkamp’s new movie Elysium Tis’ one of the disappointments of movies that life seldom imitates art. Otherwise we could have eagerly looked forward to a reboot […]

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