Don’t be surprised if you see Akshay Kumar crying into his Lassi. Akshay’s Once Upon a Time in Mumbai Dobaara is struggling to get off the ground while rival Shah Rukh Khan’s Chennai Express is soaring into the stratosphere. In its second weekend SRK’s Chennai Express grossed over three times what Akshay Kumar’s Once Upon […]
What Intel has done for the microprocessor, we’re going to do for the home computer. – Apple co-founder Steve Jobs in the Hollywood movie Jobs Steve Jobs was a Class A asshole in his shabby treatment of people around him. Jobs was also an astute and wealthy businessman thanks to co-founding Apple and his role […]
Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch. – Hit Girl to Kick Ass in Kick Ass 2 To my great disappointment, Kick Ass 2 turned out to be no different from the run of the mill trashy Bollywood film. Think of Kick Ass 2 as the Hollywood equivalent of Once Upon a Time […]
Mark my words! Ten years from now when Akshay Kumar’s strapping 21-year-old son Aarav struts down the streets of Mumbai, passersby will sullenly glare at the youth, rain curses on his entire family and spit on the sidewalk muttering, “There goes the son of the Nathuram who destroyed the Hindi film industry.” No big Indian […]
If there’s one thing Chutiyas a.k.a. Indians love more than even their litter (children), it’s free stuff. Mention the word “free” and you’ll draw Indians into a Pavlovian paroxysm of drooling, inducing a flood of saliva on the floor. So here’s my contribution today to getting Chutiyas into a drooling fit with a free personal […]
In my opinion, you’re a victim of circumstances and biology. – Psychiatrist Jonathan Banks to his patient Emily Taylor in Side Effects Double Dhamaka for SI today! Steven Soderbergh’s thriller Side Effects (2013) and a tall glass of ice-cold Sangria on the side. Boy, a potent combination on a hot day! 😉 Good Thriller Over […]