Let’s be clear – Indian fingers are a sweaty, sticky mess. We shovel Dum Biryani into the black hole of our mouths with all five fingers, lick the sticky-sweet syrup from Gulab Jamun with our index finger, and wipe the sweat off our brows and the crap off our backsides with our fingers. Indian fingers […]
Since most of my readers are Indians, there’s no need to dwell upon the risks of theft. After all, stealing is inherent in the Indian DNA. Turn your head the other way for just a nanosecond and before you can mumble Chutiya your fellow Besharam Indian will elope with your baby, kidney, virginity, MacBook or […]
Schmucks, I meant Gravity is out of this world in both a literal and figurative sense. If Mexican director Alfonso Cuarón fails to win the Oscar in February for this electrifying film, there will be a river of blood in Los Angeles! Written with great élan by Alfonso Cuarón and his son Jonás Cuarón, Gravity […]
It looks like there’s not much demand for Apple’s new iPhone 5C smartphones. How else can you explain discounts on Apple’s new plastic smartphone from multiple retailers in the U.S. Few Takers for iPhone 5C? It’s impossible to get discounts on a two-week old iPhone unless the product is not selling. Walmart, Best Buy and […]
If ever you feel the need to engage a hit man, your best bet would be this Besharam (shameless) Chutiya Ranbir Kapoor. There are no limits to what this grasping Bollywood Chutiya will stoop to for paisa: * He’ll act in stolen shit (Barfi)! * He’ll dive into cheap potboilers (Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani)! * […]
Etihad Airways has a great deal for travelers to India from New York, Chicago and Washington. For two days, Etihad is offering a sale fare that’s several hundred dollars below that of rival airlines like Lufthansa. The sale is valid on September 28 and 29 for travel from November 1, 2013 to December 12, 2013. […]